Czeslaw Milosz, New and Collected Poems: 1931-2001

Life of Route 3 Bug Catcher

Tell The People You Love That You Love Them By Rachel C. Lewis, December 18th, 2013

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

I want to stuff a pumpkin full of raw meat and roll it around my enclosure, but I also know that I’ll have to be the one to clean up afterwards :-(

Take steps to minimize the mess! Put a cheap, disposable plastic tarp down in the area you'll be rolling it around. And.. Maybe recognize your species-specific needs and cook the meat first

Actually, if we're going for species-specific enrichment, a pumpkin may not be the best solution. We're not built for pouncing on prey or batting it around. We're distinguished by our persistence hunting and tool use

What you should do is put a pack of jerky on top of a roomba, go in another room and count to ten like you're playing hide and seek - or use this time to find a tool to use - and when you come back, try to catch it by setting a trap or by pinning it down with a stick

When you want a greater challenge, have a friend drive an RC car full of jerky around the park, and chase it until it runs out of battery

Aliens trying to cure the Clinical Depression of Humans aboard their ships by theorising Earth-Specific enrichment activites...

I feel like it might work tho

out: naming girls after virtues

in: naming them after vices

avarice, insolence, decadence, lunacy, vanity, conceit, hysteria, envy, malice, rage would be good goth girl names

Hey bestie. You said earlier that my outfit was totally on brand without even asking what vibe I was going for. Before you are three moodboards from pinterest dot com. You must select the mood board that most closely captures my summer aesthetic or I will shoot you dead. You have five minutes.

Girls when they're 13