NATIONAL ROOT BEER FLOAT DAY WOO
NATIONAL OATMEAL DAY
National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day holla.
National banana creme pie day! Is that like banoffee pie?
abelincolnsschlong reblogged this from equislytherin and added: i got fucking potato day. what the fuck man
FRIED CHICKEN DAY HELLS YEAH
hot and spicy food day IT’S LIKE THEY KNEW
National Chocolate Ice Cream Day.
National Vanilla Cupcake Day. Explains why I’m so boring.
NATIONAL LASAGNE DAY FUCK YEAH!
National Hot Fudge Sundae day.
Bloody Mary Day! Fate has bestowed me with a birthday upon which to get schmammered.
National Sacher torte Day. Hmm.
we sound like Hazel Grace’s mom
POTATO DAY. MASH EM BOIL EM STICK EM IN A STEW.
FEB 23 : Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day DAMN IT!! :(
National cream puff day. I don’t even know what a cream puff is?
we-will-try reblogged this from thebritishteapot