Hot damn I irritate this guy just by existing
i kinda would message them just to see if they are serious about any of this
He could shorten that to “you have anything approaching a personality of any sort, because a relationship is never about...
Pretty sure he starts messages off with “M'lady”.
“you pet wandering mystery cats with no regard for toxoplasmosis”
ok i gave up like 75% through pretty sure he used “visceral” wrong
Wow. Major douchebag alert!
Don’t message me if… -You honestly use the word ‘visceral’ regularly to describe being offline
new mission in life - do as much of this as possible