peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

#i’ve made fun of babies for less

i feel like i enjoy lana del rey a healthy amount. you know what i mean. she’s like the drunk aunt who will never listen to your advice about her life which she desperately needs but you still like hearing her wild stories at family get togethers. “i dated a coke dealer who took me to horse races” like cool aunt lana nobody asked

like straight girls are like “oooh girls are so confident in their sexuality oh we can hold hands and sit in each other’s laps and even kiss and we’re not all ‘no homo’” until a bi chick or a lesbian shows up and then suddenly they’re just as “no homo” as cis straight boys like i can assure you that bi chicks and lesbians know you’re not available, they aren’t trying to get in your pants, they’re just trying to chill and you’re making it weird.