• ╭̫◜⁘̫ ͡ ̮◝╮̫ 
    (⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
        ༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
        ༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
        ༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

    ………………………… broccoli man
  • again! encore!
  • ╭̫◜⁘̫ ͡ ̮◝╮̫ 
    (⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
       ༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
       ༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
     ༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

    ………………………… broccoli man
  • *hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK

  • me in 2005 and still me in 2014 

    • giving gifts stresses me out
    • getting gifts stresses me out
    • what a bizarre fucking holiday
    • there is a tree in my house
    • Me:
      Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
    • Hooters Waitress:
      Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
    • Me:
      *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?