advice for the signs

  • aquarius:
    please stop shopping at hot topic
  • pisces:
    take more nudes
  • taurus:
    take less nudes
  • aries:
    chill
  • gemini:
    take a break from your animes u fuckn weeb
  • cancer:
    USE YAH BLINKAH
  • leo:
    please apprehend justin bieber. you are the chosen one.
  • virgo:
    they're coming.
  • libra:
    stop w the shows about mediocre white men
  • scorpio:
    do what u want cuz a pirate is free
  • sagittarius:
    more vodka
  • capricorn:
    adopt a cat. several cats. like at least 19 cats. trust me. dont ask questions.