“ I know you really want to know who’s
comin’ through leaving bloodstains and residues
”
  • I know you really want to know who’s
    comin’ through leaving bloodstains and residues

  • My mom’s accent challenge. 

    Your name.

    Where you’re from.
    Pronounce the following word: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY. 
    What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
    What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
    What do you call gym shoes?
    What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
    What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
    Do you think you have an accent?
    Be a wizard or a vampire?
    End audio post by saying any THREE words you want. 

  • this makes me laugh every time jdcjmdc

  • coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

  • i have an incredibly hard time believing the fact that the phrase “i will face god and walk backwards into hell” was created by dril and not taken from some 16th century literary epic

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