HOW COOL IS YOUR SIGN

  • Aries: like melted ice-cream

    Taurus: thinks they’re cool but actually makes people sweat

    Gemini: frostbite

    Cancer: same temperature as the sun

    Leo: the cool side of the pillow

    Virgo: the hottest temperature ever recorded

    Libra: ice ice baby

    Scorpio: not cool just cold

    Sagittarius: probably the coolest

    Capricorn: lava

    Aquarius: we’re going into the minus territory 

    Pisces: like a hot bath

  • edwardspoonhands:
“sixpenceee:
“A rainbow was caught in the trail of an F-22 fighter jet. This picture was taken by Bernardo Malfitano. The low pressure around the body of the jet caused the water to condense and the angle of the sunlight was just...
  • A rainbow was caught in the trail of an F-22 fighter jet. This picture was taken by Bernardo Malfitano. The low pressure around the body of the jet caused the water to condense and the angle of the sunlight was just right to make rainbow colors. 

  • AHHHHHNEEATT!

  • Strange things: younger kids at school may possibly be intimidated by me because I’m a senior/older???? No children I am a confused bean trying to roll through the soup of life do not be intimidated

  • The Sign's Best Fearures

    • Aries:
      Your Teeth
    • Taurus:
      What Your Organs are Worth on the Black Market
    • Gemini:
      The pulsating tendrils protruding from your back.
    • Cancer:
      The blood you have spilled in my name.
    • Leo:
      The fact that you're still here despite being dead for four years.
    • Virgo:
      Your tits.
    • Libra:
      The fear you've instilled in man over the past century.
    • Scorpio:
      Your head is nothing but a void cradling the endless screams of the damned.
    • Capricorn:
      Your very convincing human suit.
    • Aquarius:
      How important your survival is to the existence of our universe.
    • Pieces:
      You're about to find out.
  • jean valjean is at the baker’s. “how much for these buns?” jean valjean asks. “oh, it’s two for 6.01,” the baker says. jean valjean turns very pale