i woke up to a soft, gentle sunrise and fell asleep to a vibrant twilight
tiny tiny RULER OF WORLDS
i hate when i accidentally glance at an ugly boy and he starts thinking im giving him the eye or whatever… it was an accident okay? now i gotta turn my music up extra loud and keep my eyes on my phone for the rest of this long bus journey just so you dont get the wrong idea
those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck
age 4 me was very confused
My gecko got crazy obsessed with the ceiling.
Lil baby you’re never gonna reach all the way up there
I haven’t seen the darkest part of you yet, but I promise I’m not running. I will walk the darkest hallways of your mind with a flashlight in one hand and a bat in another ad I will fight any demons that come my way.
someone that actually loves you. (via sheekeepsmewarm)
the royal council has assembled
you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
"WTF, Dad! That’s NOT yours!" by Alex Vaughn Music
this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
Was this post made in 1996?
fun has no expiration date
and for my next trick i’ll get jealous, anxious, and sad in under a minute *audience oohs and ahhs*