Be with someone who won’t stay mad at you, who can’t stand not talking to you, and who’s afraid of losing you.
(via dumpllngs)
who u textin? who dad?
Such polite barks
he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS
"…….wuf"
My silence carries the hunger
of a dozen hounds. That is
why you should not offer
yourself to me so willingly :
I will take
you as food
and leave
you as famine.
of a dozen hounds. That is
why you should not offer
yourself to me so willingly :
I will take
you as food
and leave
you as famine.
Scherezade Siobhan (via viperslang)
"Smel it" by man who is crying
pros of dating me:
- im cute
- squishy
- always ready to make-out (…or more)
- you get to choose a movie everynight
- i’ll buy you lot of adorable shit
- i’ll play ur fave video games with u
- i’ll actually do anything you want
- anything
- i won’t ever cheat on u cuz im too lazy to do that kind of shit
- basically im perfect partner in every way possible
cons of dating me:
- im not a dragon yet
*on a date* *leaning on elbow, chin resting on palm, looking deep into their eyes* so tell me all the reasons why you like me and think im cute
this goes so hard im about to pass out
did u kno that st valentine is not only the patron saint of love, but also beekeeping, epilepsy, and the plague
