I was 15 years old, laying on my bedroom floor, shaking and trying to shove my heart back into my chest after you told me you didn’t love me anymore and I’m covered in scars and there are still nights when I find myself trying to hold my bones together with bleeding hands and breathing gets hard but fuck, if I can survive you and the way you tore me apart I can survive anything.
why teenagers think we’re invincible (via extrasad)
*year 2040*
*making morning coffee*
…why the fuck did he end the naruto manga like that
I don’t care if you don’t like space puns
I like space puns
comet me bro
Live every day like you’re Cat.
Highest form of art: girls
"Why do you watch people play video games on YouTube, why don’t you just play the game yourself"
Almost 112 million people are currently sitting on their asses watching a bunch of dudes play a sport instead of just playing the sport themselves
ordering pizza
this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come”
he got a $20 tip
THis IS WHAT THEy DO ON OTHER PLANETS THEY HAVE US FOOLED I SWEarTown designed to look like a drought burdened desert
that is stealhy as fuck imagine looking down on that shit from an airplane yo would never know there was a fucking city down there
did you fall from heaven bc so did satan
why you should totally date me like right now:
- i will blow you…… away with my extensive knowledge of comic books and superheroes
- wanna grab a mean milkshake at 4am? fuck it, grab ur coat we’re going, i love u and wanna do this
- you will underestimate my TV marathon capabilities
- we can cosplay as couples (or, even better, cosplay as enemies and surprise everyone by M AKING OUT IN COSTUME)
why am i so fucking angry