water dog and land dog meet
literally the tightest shit i have ever learned on this website is that when u spell the word “socks” out loud u are actually saying the spansih phrase “it is what it is”
eso si que es
Infatuation is when you find somebody who is absolutely perfect.
Love is when you realise that they aren’t and it doesn’t matter.
Love is when you realise that they aren’t and it doesn’t matter.
(via thumbswears)
*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*
nice
Is sonic fast enough to escape his sins
Perfection.
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me:gets rickrolled
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me:lets the entire song play because i'm trash, i'm trash and i love the song, i'm so sorry for my trash existence
*in a fairytale*
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prince:I will do anything 2 win ur hand in marriage, fair lady, for I am besot.
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princess:anything?
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prince:anything u can dream of, flower
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princess:fetch me the moon
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prince:of course, fairest. pray tell, why the moon?
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princess:I'm going to fight it
tbh find u a boy that’s a lil ugly bc when he too cute he a hoe and a liar and when he too ugly he still a hoe just a dirty one that don’t be using protection so he gotta be just a lil ugly those boys are the most loyal and clean plus u can make him look cuter once u upgrade his style and start helping him dress better imo!! and Beyoncé’s opinion