• the tumblr-on-8tracks aesthetic is amazing to me

    1. thin white models as biblical figures
    2. having sex with a 1920s gangster as electronica plays in the bg
    3. weaponized femininity so pushed to the point of parody it’s like the 100 Years War fought with mermaids wearing red lipstick… or something
    4. water, or, bastille at the beach
    5. southern gothic aka let’s get bottom of the river stuck in your head
  • person: are you gay?
    me: no
    person: so you’re straight
    me: nope
    person: then what are you???
    me: ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent concentrated pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

    • Me driving:
      @pedestrians ugh get out the fucking street why would you walk in front of a moving car
    • Me as a pedestrian:
      hit me bitch i dare you hit me I want you to pay my tuition