• me:
  I need to sleep
• me:
  *masturbates*

Lyricstuck: Smile Like You Mean It by The Killers

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{Listen Here}

{Feel free to put it under a Read More if you want!}

when you realize something really weird turns you on

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the signs' cause of death

• aries:
  drowned in cash and women
• taurus:
  death by mozzarella sticks
• gemini:
  balled too hard
• cancer:
  too much gay sex within a 48 hour period
• leo:
  parkour
• virgo:
  crushed by their own ego
• libra:
  forgot to eat, sleep, or drink water because they were watching netflix
• scorpio:
  trampled in a pride parade
• sagittarius:
  suspicious incident involving eggs
• capricorn:
  did it for the vine
• aquarius:
  a 5-way
• pisces:
  one of those papercuts right on your fingertip

all people, goth or otherwise, are permitted to pose with my grave