im going to die from this and its fine
the signs and relationships
aries: will drown u with pda
taurus: loyal as heck
gemini: appreciates long hugs and likes to tease
cancer: will love u till the end of time
leo: plays with ur hair a lot but will get mad if u touch theirs
virgo: probably secretly planned out ur wedding
libra: make-out sessions x1000000
scorpio: lots of gr8 sex
sagittarius: lots of “i love you more” fights
capricorn: likes holding hands
aquarius: no
pisces: clingy af
This is the work of Jung Lee, a South Korean artist. Please don’t delete the credit! She deserves recognition for her work!
I love Chiara Bautista’s art sooooo much. It makes me feel things.
give me daughters, send me sons/i’ll make them all chosen ones
tried something a bit different w/ colours and filters
you: birds aren’t that great
me: 
you: holy shit
*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
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adults:so what do you want to do with your life?
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me:i just wanna [OPENING GUITAR RIFF OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE'S "I'M NOT OKAY"]
How to finger a girl
1. Use your tongue
Do ppl giggle during sex??
If you can’t laugh during sex you’re having sex with the wrong person.
me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn
*points to ur lap* is this seat taken
Your flaws are perfect for the heart that is meant to love you.
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