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  • dionthesocialist

    Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

  • imthedoctorbasicallyfun

    Yeah, I’ve noticed quite the spark between them. There’s even been a rumor going around that they’ve screwed.

  • my-cat-listens-to-metal

    YOU

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    #thelittlereckless
    “ The entrance to Disneyland in 1965, when parking was only $0.25. You can just make out the Matterhorn underneath the “A” ”
  • sierns

    The entrance to Disneyland in 1965, when parking was only $0.25. You can just make out the Matterhorn underneath the “A”.

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  • noitsfabrayberry

    person: he’s so hot

    lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

    person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

    lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

  • wh0re-mouth

    THANK YOU

  • shuuya-kana

    THIS ESPECIALLY WORKS FOR ASEXUALS ABOUT EVERYONE THANK YOU

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