my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees 

the thing about emotional abuse is that the very nature of it causes you to second guess whether it was real or not

fucks me up that this post resonates with so many people

When I die i want to be buried in the middle of nowhere in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, so some future archeologist has one hell of a day at work.

back by unpopular demand: me

1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT

2. UNDER A BRIDGE

3. DOLLAR TREE

4. MOM’S GARAGE

5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH