being the cutest and gayest member of my family is a lot of work but somebody has to do it

*comes online*

*reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes*

*fucks off again*

Me: mom, dad, this is my girlfriend Eve

Mom: the fuck I thought you had a boyfriend

Dad: the Bible said Adam and Eve, not gay is okay

Me: wait for my surprise

Mom: another one

Dad: what surprise

*a guy walks in*

Me: this is my boyfriend Adam

Parents: …

Me: do you get it, Adam and Eve hahaha, Adam and Eve

Parents: no

Me: but the Bible said

OMFG

Tbh there are so many mutuals that I wanna talk to or at least get closer w this year yknow???? Honestly if we are mutuals n u wanna get tokno me just talk to me pleas!!!! New year new friends.. I love all of u. I like talking to my mutuals

i wanna hug someone and roll around w them in my bed and bury my face in their chest and smell them and jus feel their arms around me

"MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR" I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday