new year new me(mes)
the sketchiest of backgrounds.
it was all i could do not to scream
did I reblog this already
if so too bad
A bouquet of clumsy words: you know that place between sleep and awake where you’re still dreaming but it’s slowly slipping? I wish we could feel like that more often. I also wish I could click my fingers three times and be transported to anywhere I like. I wish that people didn’t always say ‘just wondering’ when you both know there was a real reason behind them asking. And I wish I could get lost in the stars. Listen, there’s a hell of a good universe next door, let’s go.
E.E. Cummings (via cobie-smulders)
me: *is relaxed*
you: relax
me: let’s fight
why have thou invade my ancestral homesngardens???
a cool lizard
a cool lizard
When I was little I thought “prima donna” was “pre-Madonna” as in an era before Madonna
this is the only one of these i will ever believe
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This makes me so happy.
secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed
mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this
secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke
mulder: *spits blood on the agent*
secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed
mulder: fuck you
And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep.
(via hefuckin)